I don't understand the appeal

The man who brought you The New Incumbents/Millionnaires' Club in Washington D.C. has now apparently decided that global warming will be his next ticket to being the mainstream media's most popular Republican. Forget about terrorism, Iraq, North Korea, or Iran and Syria: John has found the newest debate he will surely win - who would doubt a war-hero on global warming? And there are people, real people, actually real Republican people who are seriously considering supporting him as a presidential candidate?!?